Wednesday, December 8, 2010

!(@*#$#^&*#@~!!!!

Motherfucking assnugget slimy duplicitous douchecanoe forked-tongue fucking snakes!!

What in the fucking fuck is wrong with people!?!?

That is all.

10 comments:

Psycgirl said...

I love the phrase douchecanoe. I am now going to begin using it in every day conversation as much as possible

Ambivalent Academic said...

It is an excellent word - equally pleasing in both sound and appearance. Go forth and use it with gusto!

Anonymous said...

I really like assnugget. This paper I am writing is a total assnugget. Rolls off the tongue. Beautiful.
jc

Ambivalent Academic said...

"This paper I am writing is a total assnugget."

LOL.

Does this mean you're pulling the conclusions out of your ass? Or that it's full of shit?

(I'm not judging by the way, I've had to write stuff like that.)

Anonymous said...

"Does this mean you're pulling the conclusions out of your ass?"
Yes it does. Totally.
jc

Nat Blair said...

Crap, can this only mean the good things from the previous post have been sent up river on the douchecanoe?

Hopefully not, but hang in there nonetheless!

Ambivalent Academic said...

Nat - Bingo!

I am comforted by the fact that I have *my* ducks in line, and I continue to be the (maybe only) one who is acting like a an ethical professional adult in this situation...but it's not preventing me from getting screwed over.

Sent upstream on the douchecanoe indeed.

Ms.PhD said...

Well, at least you can be funny about it. Don't ever lose that. And, you made me laugh, so thanks for that. Hope things get better. To paraphrase the great philosopher Sartre, People Suck.

Ambivalent Academic said...

HA! That's a great paraphrase of Sartre. (Once upon a time I was going to be a philosopher instead of a scientist.)

EcoGeoFemme said...

Boo!

When you figure out what the fuck is wrong with people, please let the rest of us know. It's pretty shocking what dumb fucking donkeys people can be sometimes.