Wednesday, June 9, 2010

SHUT UP!!

Dear Jackasses in Meatspace,

Could you please stop yammering on about inane bullshit and offensively *wrong* facts opinions about which you have not a shred of experience from which to base your judgment (yeah, I said judgment, bc that's what you are pronouncing - not objective observation - judgment). It is really fucking distracting and I'm trying really hard to finish this funding application and I really don't have time for your stooopid today. KTHX!

-AA

7 comments:

ScientistMother said...

umm, what is meatspace? sorry i'm old and don't know all the young'un slang:)

Ambivalent Academic said...

Meatspace = real life. Opposite of virtual world/the intertubes.

ScientistMother said...

Ahhh, thanks! :) sometimes meatspace morons are as aggravating as intertubes morons...h

Samia said...

:( Ewww. I wish a piano would fall on them.

Genomic Repairman said...

Wow, I guess there are trolls in meatspace too!

Ambivalent Academic said...

Samia - I think you've watching too much Coyote & Roadrunner. ;)

But yes, cartoon retribution is cathartic and adds some levity.

Sarah said...

Ooh I love hooking "meat" to words to make awesome neologisms!