I don't know who is going at it at the moment but they should get a room instead of spreading their sperm all over kingdom come.
I thought I had finally kicked the seasonal allergies that I developed only upon moving to PhD City. I survived Oak Orgy 2010 with only a few sniffles. Went out of town for a weekend and inhaled the local treesperm and I'm right back to snot-skulled and stupid from the drugs.
At least I'm not alone - I can hear grad student sneezing in the office next door.
On a completely unrelated note - my external hard drive seems to have eaten all my archived data. Motherfuck! I need that shit!