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Yay, spammers! Yes, do please let me join "a informational databases and online news publication". I am so impressed with your excellent grammar that I'm sure you're running a real top-notch site.
I'm flattered and all...but I would probably be much more so if they actually bothered to read first. My blog provides great "Space Information"? It's "ahead of the curve interms of content"? Please.
There's been about fuck-all in terms of content since I started writing my disseration (and none of it has had the first damn thing to do with space, which I think is pretty cool but know nothing at all about). Which reminds me - better get back to hammering out the rest of this chapter intro.