Friday, July 10, 2009

Lying motherfucker

I really don't know why I torture myself like this. I guess it's because I care about the health care system in this country. A lot. So I subscribe to updates from Senator John Cornyn (R-TX), because although he is NOT on the committee for health care reform, he sure seems to have an awful lot to say about it. Health care is a big industry in the state of Texas, which is home to the largest medical center in the country, possibly in the world (of course it is, it's Texas!) so I guess he's got a bit of a vested interest. Here's the latest load of crap (emphases mine):
Also back in Texas I continued my health care outreach tour across the state. In San Antonio, I met with Texans who are working hard to provide affordable care to uninsured and medically underserved individuals at Centro Med, a new Federally Qualified Health Center (FHCQ [sic]). Centro Med and other FHCQs provide preventative care alternatives and work to reduce emergency room overcrowding to low-income individuals who wouldn’t otherwise have access. Another innovative means of meeting the health care needs of underserved individuals can be found in Project Access Dallas (PAD). During my visit to Christ’s Family Clinic at Preston Road Church of Christ, I heard about PAD’s network of volunteer physicians, partnering hospitals, community charity health clinics, and ancillary partners who volunteer to care for working poor and low-income patients. These are the kinds of solutions that can drive successful reform of our health care system.
Really!?!? THIS is the kind of solution you are gunning for - providing care to those who can't afford it by NOT PAYING the people who are willing to provide it???? I mean, it's great that there are big-hearted doctors and clinics out there who realize that health care is not a privilege but a right. And it's great that they are willing to give that care free of cost to people who can't pay for it under the current fucked up system. But Senator, this is a band-aid on a fucking tumor. It is not going to fix the problem of people not being able to pay for their medical care. Not remotely. And just we're clear on the definition of reform:
"1 a: to put or change into an improved form or condition b: to amend or improve by change of form or removal of faults or abuses; 2: to put an end to (an evil) by enforcing or introducing a better method or course of action; 3: to induce or cause to abandon evil ways".
Reading comprehension OK there, sir?

You are proposing that the solution is to continue to depend on the goodwill and limited resources of people who can give a few hours here and there for free. This is neither a solution nor a reform (see above). And may I just point out that relying on the volunteerism of people who are ordinarily paid handsomely (and rightly so in this case) for their services seems a little counter-capitalist...aren't you supposed to be a Republican? So who is paying for the care that the volunteers are providing anyway? Sure, the doctors may be donating their time (time is money, especially when you could use it to see paying patients), but there is a significant cost stemming from consumables like bandages, needles, vacutubes, diagnostic fees when they send samples to labs, not to mention medical waste disposal. This care is not actually free. There is a cost being incurred somewhere - just not in your wallet, I guess.

I think it's pretty safe to conclude at this point that Senator Cornyn is either a moron or an assclown.

But wait, there's more:
In Houston, I was honored to be joined by Senate Republican Leader Mitch McConnell and Senator John McCain to hear from Texans at the M.D. Anderson Cancer Center about their concerns with accessing affordable care, and their ideas for how Congress should move forward with health care reform. M.D. Anderson is one of the top centers for cancer care in the nation. Health reform must preserve access to quality care like this in America and prevent the poor outcomes that cancer patients face in countries with socialized medicine.
Before we get into the meat of this: yes, it would be good to preserve this kind of quality care. However, I am failing to make the logical leap with you to the implied conclusion that moving to a system in which everyone can get care would necessitate the decline of the M.D. Anderson Cancer Center and the quality of care it provides. Please show your work, or you won't get credit for this answer.

Oh, and WHY IN THE HELL ARE THEY ALL REPUBLICANS GETTING TOGETHER TO TALK ABOUT THIS!?!?!? Where are the Democrats? Do they not care, or were they not invited?

OK, now that I've got that off my chest, let's get to the point here. Cancer is not the only condition faced by the under-privileged that requires medical attention, but since you brought it up, let's talk about cancer. If you're going to make the claim that cancer patients face poorer outcomes in countries with socialized medicine than they do here in the good old US of A, then you're going to have to cite your sources or we're going to think that you're making shit up. Here are mine. A comparison of statistics compiled by the National Cancer Institute and Cancer Research UK (OMG! socialists!) finds LOWER MORTALITY for cancer patients in the UK (177 deaths/100,00 people) as compared to the US (>200 deaths/100,00 people) once they've been diagnosed. (For the record, that amounts to a 13% worse mortality rate in the US.) Huh. Poorer outcomes under socialized medicine you say? Senator, saying it over and over again doesn't make it true. It doesn't change the facts. (Moron, assclown or liar?) Those numbers are solidly reporting a poorer outcome under NON-socialized medicine. And it's worse than it looks!

I would like to point out that the only patients included in the US statistic for comparison are those who could afford to see a doctor for diagnosis or treatment in the first place - cuz if they haven't seen a doctor, they're not a patient. If all those afflicted non-patients in the US were included that mortality rate would mushroom faster than the A-bomb detonation, Senator. Since the statistics are reported as patients seen by a doctor or hospital, we have no idea how many are out there who are never diagnosed, who die of these diseases because they can't afford to pay for a diagnosis, let alone treatment. Some of them do eventually see a doctor and are included in these statistics, but because they couldn't afford it, they've waited until it's so bad that they can't afford NOT to see a doctor and find out that if they had caught it sooner it wouldn't be terminal. (Gee, do you suppose that's what might be pushing our mortality rate up so high when it is already under-reported?) Or they find out that they have a treatable cancer, but that they can't actually afford the treatment, so they are forced to choose between bankrupting themselves and their families, or dying from this disease unnecessarily. That, Senator, is not just a poor outcome. It's a great big steaming fucking pile of downright shitty outcomes, and you should be ashamed to stand there and say that this volunteer cheer-leading you've got going on is an acceptable "solution". Senator, that's a "solution" for this problem like a teaspoon is a shovel for all the manure in a feedlot.

Maybe I'm being a little hasty with the numbers though. You see, we actually do have some idea of how many there are in this terrible situation. The number of people who die from treatable cancer (I'd say that's a pretty poor outcome right there) because they did not have access to health care is NOT ZERO. And there is some non-zero number of people who die from other not-cancer-but-still-treatable-diseases for the same reason. That number is unacceptable. We need to change things to make sure that number is zero. Your "solution", which is to keep on slapping volunteer band-aids on this problem is not ever, no, never going to make that happen.

Wake the fuck up.

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

What do you think you're going to find here?

Ah, what the hell?

I've been avoiding most of the Who are you, what are you doing here and why do you keep looking at me? meme a la DrugMonkey that's been going around. Mostly because I comment on all of the blogs that I read and they can come here to find out all that I'm willing to divulge about myself. Most of those bloggers "know" who I am via my blog or my comments on theirs so I haven't felt compelled to comment on their meme posts redundantly.

And then it occurred to me: they know who I am, but I don't necessarily know who all of my readers are. (It also occurred to me that I've been running a little thin on blog fodder since things have been getting stupidly busy and sometimes unbloggable in real life - since I've got nothing interesting to say lately, I'm copping out and hoping that my readers do.)

So, folks, tell me about yourself. Even if you've never commented before. Especially if you've never commented before. I get a helluvalot more traffic than comments and it has to be coming from somewhere. You might as well stop lurking - I already know you're there (!!!) .

  1. Who are you?
  2. How'd you get here?
  3. What did you think you'd find here?
  4. What compelled you to hang around?
  5. What else is interesting about you?

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Foiled again!

To Do List:

  1. Collect/screen first critical data set for paper #2. Equipment down.
  2. Prepare for post-doc interview #2. Interview rescheduled.
  3. Set up final run of sample set infinity. If set up today, data must be collected while out of town.
  4. Le sigh.
  5. Acquire super-human capacity to be in two places at once. That, or that thing Superman does where he gets the earth to rewind so he can have a redo.
  6. Shake fist at thesis gods.

Monday, July 6, 2009

Fun and Frivolity on Trafalgar Square

Check out the silliness.

The fourth plinth in Trafalgar has been allocated by lottery to a bunch or regular (and maybe not-so regular) folks to do what they want with it for an hour. I think this is genius. Particularly since the idea for doing so was apparently chosen by a committee of artsy-fartsy type people from a whole bunch of other artsy-fartsy proposals about what to put up there. In this case, the winning artist proposed to turn over the plinth to the populace. And so, instead of a single piece that passers-by love, hate, or ignore for 100 days, you get a new "piece" every hour. And every "performer" conceives and has total control over their own time. Art for and from the masses.

The link is a live feed. At the time of this posting the plinth occupant is dressed as a masked bird and holding a sign that says, "Feed the Pigeon". That's pigeon, singular. Ha.

Dumbfuckery

The heat index here is still over 100 degrees F, and our AC is running 24/7 just to keep the house under 85. It's doing a very efficient job of cooling the attic thanks to the squirrels who have found their way in and filched all the duct insulation for their nests. Because the whole apparatus is working so hard between the excessive heat and the extra burden of cooling the uninsulated attic space, the bearings on the fan are about to go as well. We've known about this problem since April as have the AC repair guys, who as the landlady tells it, neglected to inform her of all these issues - I have my doubts about that. In any case, we are having a problem applying sufficient motivation to the landlady to get this shit taken care of. Three hundred dollars per month in electric bills and family of squirrels quite literally cooling their heels in the attic are sufficient motivation for me.

I just called our landlady about it...again. She said she's out of town and will "do her best" to reach the AC repair guys. She's giving me all kinds of different stories about what's going on. She said she spoke to "that man that [I] live with" (I assume she means BH) and told *him* that they'd be out this past weekend. Of course, she didn't and they weren't and I told her so (seriously? you don't think he and I communicate about this stuff?), and she back-pedaled to say that she didn't expect them to be working on a holiday weekend (duh). Then she told me that the handyman said they were here last week - I guess they might have been, though the handyman didn't seem to think so when I talked to him - if they were they certainly haven't fixed anything.

She's giving me all kinds of lip about "if I had known about this sooner I could have done a better job of taking care of it because now I'm out of town" - which is bullshit because she's known about it for two weeks now (or maybe two months if you believe the repair guys). I'd like to tell her so, but she hangs up the phone before I can actually give her all the information she needs to get this shit done in the first place (like making sure that we deal with all three problems at once - ducts, fan bearings, and squirrel eviction) so we don't have to get them to come out several times to replace new ducts yet again...which is precisely what will happen if the squirrels are allowed to continue to make use of them.

She just called back to say that they'd be out this afternoon, and I asked for their number so I don't have to continue to use her as a (completely incompetent or downright deceitful) messenger in regards to the three epic tasks with which they will be charged...but - get this - she says that she doesn't have their number. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE FOR YOU TO KNOW THAT THEY ARE COMING TODAY IF YOU DIDN'T JUST CALL THEM TO SCHEDULE THAT!!?!?

The handyman says he'll send them over to ours once they're done at the neighbor's. I'm at work and I've got shit to do here, but I'm tempted to go home and make sure this gets done properly AND TODAY because it seems like just about everybody is trying to weasel out of this shit, and if it goes on for much longer the whole unit is going to die and we'll cook DangerDog alive in the house.

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Thoughts?

I am building up a 45min interview talk from my 12min conference talk that I gave several months ago. That 12min talk was exceedingly difficult to produce (how the fuck do you compress 4 years of work into 12min!?!?!), but I managed to pull it off and as you may recall, that talk went really friggin' well.

How did I do it? As simply as possible: I laid out the brief intro which centered around the question I was asking and why it was important, along with the hypothesis of course. Then I laid out the data in a logical order that allowed my audience to proceed from Point A (observation that led to the hypothesis) to Point B (conclusion) in as few steps as possible, making no logical leaps, with just enough extra to clarify a few points that required it.

I got a lot of compliments on this talk, including "your work is very elegant." I love elegant. I did not previously aspire to elegance - I thought it was perhaps too lofty a goal for a bumbling grad student. However, I am just delighted to know that some people think I have achieved it.

Now, in expanding this talk to 45min, I am faced with a dilemma regarding the elegance of my conference talk: how do I expand this talk and still retain it's elegance?

In some ways this is easy. The lab I am interviewing at works in a very different system from my own, so there is a LOT of extra introduction that I've put in so that everyone has enough information to understand the logical points of experimentation to follow. I've otherwise maintained the general format: Point A to Point B in as few simple steps as possible.

One suggestion I received after giving a practice talk was to include more data - the idea being that the potential post-doc PI will be impressed with how much stuff I can do/have done. I have more data (to be sure!), but I am not sure that throwing more data into the talk for the sake of impressing them with quantity is the best course of action. I feel like it will throw elegance out the window. I would rather impress with quality. I'm thinking that I'll include some more of my own data as illustrations/proofs of principle in order to flesh out my explanations of experimental procedures, rather than try to go off on too many tangents about "hey look what else I can do!" I don't want people to miss the point.

On the other hand, I do have some very flashy looking data that might fit into the second part of my talk which doesn't yet have elegant conclusions, but focuses on on-going work. While these data do not help the audience arrive at my conclusions elegantly, they do demonstrate that some of the technology I'm developing in my system is applicable to this lab's system. The technology in their system is not really new (it's use there prompted adaptation to my system), but not a lot of people are using it. I'm pretty sure that this lab doesn't currently use it - they haven't published any papers with it yet. However, it's a skill that I have in hand which has already been shown to be effective in their system. Do I show these data as a digression from my own system in my talk? Even though it doesn't add to my own conclusions? It's feels a little like showing off (ugh), but then that's a good thing in an interview right?

Thursday, June 25, 2009

By the numbers

  • Actual temperature: 101 degrees F
  • Humidity: 80%
  • Heat Index: 40 degrees too high
  • Thermostat set at: 78 degrees F
  • Actual temperature in house: 82 degrees F at 10am
  • Temperature in attic: ~79 degrees at 10am
  • Number of holes discovered in AC ducts in attic: ~34
  • Water pressure in the AA household: -2psi (yes, that's a negative value)
  • Hours estimated until water pressure is restored: 4-6 (which translates to >8)
  • Hours since anyone's last shower: >24
  • Persons staying in AA household during the day: 4 (DangerDog, Thing1&2, Mom)
  • Minutes spent bitching about heat and lack of H2O before leaving house today: 43
  • Miles to work: 2.5
  • Time to work: 12 minutes by bike, 30 minutes by foot
  • Amount of H2O required to rehydrate upon arriving at work: >1L for consumption and ~4 gallons for shower